- DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately. - DEUTERONOMY 22:22
If a married person has sex with someone else's husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death. - MARK 10:1-12
Divorce is strictly forbidden in both Testaments, as is remarriage of anyone who has been divorced. - LEVITICUS 18:19
The Bible forbids a married couple from having sexual intercourse during a woman's period. If they disobey, both shall be executed. - MARK 12:18-27
If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir. - DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy's genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her. - EZEKIEL 16:48-49 tell us: "This is the sin of Sodom; she and her suburbs had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not help or encourage the poor and needy. They were arrogant and this was abominable in God's eyes." Hmm, no reference to poo-jabbing there...
And you thought it was just us poofters that God hates?!
On the other hand...
- Leviticus 18:6 reads: "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female. It is an abomination."
- Leviticus 20:13: "A man who sleeps with another man is an abomination and should be executed."
"Leviticus also includes prohibitions against round haircuts, tattoos, working on the Sabbath, wearing garments of mixed fabrics, eating pork or shellfish, getting your fortune told, and even playing with the skin of a pig. (There goes football!)"
For the full text from which these quotes are taken, go here:-
What the Bible Says - And Doesn't Say - About Homosexuality
It's a bit religious, but what the hey...
3 comments:
Well, I hate him back! Silly god! *pokes out tongue*
My (ex fundy) boyfriend reckons it's less to do with the Old Testament and more to do with letters written by St Peter (or was it Matthew?) in the early days of the church. Hence the emphasis on homos and less on the football. I think it's the same line of reasoning that stops christians from having to be circumcised. Or so I'm led to believe.
If people were running around saying "Thor commands us to stone divorcees" they'd be laughed at. You say "God" and suddenly it's the other side of the argument.
Paul had a problem with poofs too but then he was a mass murderer... persecutor of the Jews.
look guys love God, just not what he does.. all those earthquakes and famines and of course our personal favourite horseman of pestilence... well enough said.
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